Hey everyone, Bitcoin here. I packed my
bags and I’m on my way to Los Angeles to finish the first season of Bitcoin and
Friends. Um. Now that I’m a star of a big show I’m hoping to rub shoulders with Johnny Depp or somebody. I’ve got an apartment lined up too with a nice aspiring vegan model named Anya. The producers of the show got me my own P.O. Box so I can receive fan mail now. I don’t know much about it but you
put this paper in a box and it it gets teleported to another box or
something. I guess it’s sort of like email but terrible. Anyway, my address is: P.O.Box 40269 Long Beach California 90804 And, uh, the first person to send me a fan letter is gonna get a signed nude.