Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain


BEFORE, PEOPLE ARE CALLED YOU THE REAL TONY STARK. OKAY, YOU’VE GOT YOUR FINGER IN SO MANY DIFFERENT ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES. AS I SPADE SPACE-X, TESLA. NOW YOU’VE GOT SOLAR CITY AND SOLAR PACK THAT PEOPLE PUT IN THEIR HOUSES.( APPLAUSE )ARE YOU SINCERELY TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD?>>WELL, I’M TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS, YEAH. I MEAN, SAVING THE WORLD IS NOT– I MEAN –>>BUT YOU’RE TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS AND YOU’RE A BILLIONAIRE. I MEAN.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: THAT SEEMS A LITTLE BIT LIKE SUPER HERO OR SUPER VILLAIN. YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE ONE.>>I’M TRYING TO DO USEFUL THINGS. ( LAUGHTER ) I –>>UH-HUH.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: SO LET’S TALK ABOUT THE TESLA. I HAVE A TESLA.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: OKAY, AND I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.( APPLAUSE )YOU GOT A NEW THING THAT YOU THINK IS– PEOPLE ARE GOING TO UPON FOR THEIR TESLA. JIM, CAN WE SHOW FOOTAGE OF THIS? I THINK IT’S CALLED– THIS THING IS THE POWER ARM. THAT IS AN EXTREMELY–>>IT’S A SNAKE CHARGER.>>Stephen: IT’S A SNAKE CHARGER THAT AUTOMATICALLY PLUGS INTO YOUR CAR WHEN YOU GET HOME.>>THIS LOOKS A LITTLE WRONG. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen: THAT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE THING THAT JACKS INTO THE BACK OF NEO’S HEAD IN “THE MATRIX.”>>RIGHT.>>Stephen: IS THAT THING GOING TO ATTACK ME IN MY SLEEP?>>FOR THE PROTOTYPE, AT LEAST, I WOULD RECOMMEND NOT DROPPING ANYTHING WHEN YOU’RE NEAR IT. ( LAUGHTER )>>Stephen: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. NOW ANOTHER THING THAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT IS YOU SINCERELY THINK THAT WE SHOULD GO TO MARS, THAT MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD GO TO MARS.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: WHY DO WE WANT TO GO TO MARS? IT’S UNINHABITABLE. VE TOBE IN DOMES AND EVERYTHING.>>INITIALLY.>>Stephen: INITIALLY?>>YES.>>Stephen: REALLY? HOW LONG BEFORE WE CAN TURN MARS INTO SOMEPLACE WE CAN LIVE IT IS A FIXER-UPPER OF A PLANET. ( LAUGHTER ) SO AT FIRST YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE IN TRANSPARENT DOMES, BUT EVENTUALLY –>>YES, WE’RE GOING TO BE HUFG EACH OTHER.>>BUT EVENTUALLY YOU CAN TRANSFORM MARS INTO AN AIRCRAFT-LIKE PLANET.>>Stephen: HOW WOULD YOU DO THAT?>>YOU WARM IT UP. JUST WARM IT UP.>>Stephen: WITH A BLANKET OR– HOW WOULD YOU WARM MARS UP? IT’S A LONG WAY AWAY FROM THE SUN.>>THERE’S A FAST WAY AND A SLOW WAY.>>Stephen: OKAY, GIVE ME THE FAST WAY.>>THE FAST WAY IS DROP THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS OVER POLES.>>Stephen: YOU’RE A SUPER VILLAIN! THAT’S WHAT A SUPER VILLAIN DOES.>>YEAH.

100 thoughts on “Elon Musk Might Be A Super Villain”

  1. How senseless Americans are… Bernie Sanders virus has entered Stephen Colbert.. Money makes you bad was said by a poor person as an excuse

  2. Actually a hilarious idea and idealistic at the same time: Getting rid of mass destruction and mass killing instruments to make a planet habitable for humans. (But what about the radiation? They'd need some kind of technology that increases the disintegration of the radioactivity of particles, so the radiation could decrease much more rapidly which in turn would heat up the surface faster to reach that goal…But oh boy gotta be careful with that kind of technology!)

  3. 2:35 Dear Elon. I'm from Poland and I say bombing us makes no effect on Mars atmosphere at all.
    No need to spend any more dollars on research this.
    Best regards.

  4. I support elon in nuking mars.. there is no life there mars lost its ability to support life when it shifted off. Nuking it will make the planet permanently life supporting planet thus even if humanity failed to inhabit mars there would be life in a couple of 1000 years

  5. Elon Musk is good at making money, not saving the world. He is a very smart entrepreneur that knows how to use tech and combine it with sexy trendy subjects and turned them unto love brands and successful projects.

  6. This guy will inspire so much soul even after his life, thanks you Elon for all effort and time you give to humanity with the money you have.

  7. The slow way is to pollute the planet beyond belief and let that create an atmosphere. That may take about 100 years or more. But, it will work.

  8. The Tesla car , made 100% using fossil energy and recharged using 100% fossil energy. How's that Green? How much energy will all those spent batteries take to recycle?? Zip here.

  9. He's so so smart and funny aaaahh we're killing the traditional ways man. Serious old corrupt men trying to destroy the world, angry all the time won't work with amateurs. But this guy uh! Amazing!

  10. You can't terraform Mars, because it's gravity and magnetosphere are too weak to sustain an atmosphere. Any gases you pump into it will escape into space.

  11. This man definitely thinks before he speaks. I'd say he's the closest we have to real life Iron Man just realistic and not nearly as Articulate or Silver-Tongued.

  12. "Because Science" made a video of this theory of bombing the poles of Mars and it's not as easy as it sounds. We would need to bomb far more bombs than we have on earth and that's an understatement. It would take so much energy that we currently have no way of achieving this. But in theory it's possible. I'm sure he will work something out 🙂 i would love to go to mars in my lifetime

  13. I would recommend not dropping anything near it 😂😂😂 for people who don’t get it, it means your gonna bend over to get the object and the arm will do its thing and plug into something else

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