Drop the Mic w/ Ashton Kutcher & Sean “Diddy” Combs


[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
REG EVERYBODY, GET WILD! IT’S “DROP THE MIC!”
FIRST UP, PLAYING AND SLAYING FOR ENGLAND AND LATE NIGHT, IT’S
JAMES CORDEN! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
REG SPRENG REPRESENTING THE U.S. AND PRIMETIME HEARTTHROBS,
GIVE IT UP FOR ASHTON KUTCHER! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
JAMES, AS HOST, YOU GO FIRST.>>James: ARE YOU READY FOR
THIS?>>LET IT BEGIN.>>James: ALL RIGHT, GIVE ME A
BEAT! ♪ I HEARD I WAS BATTLING
AN A-LIST HUNK ♪ BUT WHEN I SAW ASHTON KUTCHER
I KNEW I WAS GETTING PUNK’D ♪ CAUSE YOU HAVEN’T HAD A HIT
MOVIE SINCE 2002 ♪ YOU WERE SO BAD IN “JOBS”
EVEN SIRI WON’T TALK TO YOU ♪ ON “THAT 70S SHOW” YOU WERE
A STONER WITH JOKES, ♪ WHICH IS IRONIC CAUSE
TONIGHT YOU’RE THE ONE ♪ WHO’S GETTING SMOKED
BUT YOU DO GREAT CHARITY WORK ♪ YEAR AFTER YEAR
WANNA SAVE SOMETHING FROM DYING? ♪ MAYBE START WITH YOUR CAREER? [ LAUGHTER ]
STAND BACK! STAND BACK! STAND BACK! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>>LET’S DO THIS. ♪ PEOPLE CAME TO SEE
PETER RABBIT BATTLE ME ♪ BUT YOUR BATTLE’S
WITH THE LADIES ♪ YOUR RABBIT’S OUTTA BATTERIES
MY CAREER’S BEEN DOING FINE ♪ EVER SINCE THE 70S
YOUR JOB’S AN UBER DRIVER ♪ FOR REAL CELEBRITIES. YOU WERE AT THE ROYAL WEDDING
♪ THAT SEEMS RIGHT EVERY WEDDING HAS A GUEST
♪ THEY DIDN’T INVITE PEOPLE SEE ME AT VALET
♪ THEY SAY, “LOOK, IT’S A STAR” PEOPLE SEE YOU BY VALET AND
♪ THEY SAY, “DUDE, WHERE’S MY CAR?”
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]>>James: THAT HAPPENED ONE
TIME AND YOU WON’T LET IT GO! [ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT, JOSH, GIVE ME A BEAT! ♪ YOU MADE FUN OF
“PETER RABBIT” AND ♪ MY WORK ON CARPOOL
I’M NOT TAKING THAT ♪ FROM THE TOOL WHO MADE
TRUCKER HATS COOL ♪ VALENTINES DAY AND
NEW YEARS EVE ♪ ARE BOTH MOVIES
YOU FUMBLED ♪ YOU RUINED MORE HOLIDAYS
THAN A TRUMP LOVING UNCLE ♪ YOU JOINED “TWO AND A
HALF MEN” WHEN ♪ PRODUCERS INTERVENED
AND IT’S THE ONLY TIME ♪ PEOPLE THOUGHT, “MAN
I MISS CHARLIE SHEEN” ♪ AND YOU INVESTED
ALL YOUR MONEY ♪ IN TECHNOLOGY AND APPS
HELL, I’D DO THE SAME THING ♪ IF I KNEW I COULDN’T ACT
[ APPLAUSE ] I WOULD. I WOULD, THOUGH! I’D DO THE SAME!>>LET’S GO. LET’S GO. LET’S GO. LET’S GO. ♪ IF YOU COULDN’T ACT, JAMES? THAT’S THE TEST? ♪ THE RESULTS ARE IN THEN
IT’S TIME TO INVEST ♪ YOUR JOKES ARE LIKE YOUR SUITS
A STRETCH AND A GROAN ♪ LOOK LIKE A HARD BOILED EGG
APPLYING FOR A LOAN ♪ I HATE TO KICK A MAN
WHEN HE IS IN A SLUMP ♪ BUT I’M LOOKING AT THE BABY OF
KIM JUNG UN AND DONALD TRUMP ♪ AND NOW YOU’RE OFF TO LONDON
IS THAT A FACT? ♪ TAKE SOME ADVICE, JAMES
DON’T EVER COME BACK [ APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]>>James: OK. YES, I AM GOING TO LONDON FOR A
WEEK OF SHOWS WITH “THE LATE LATE SHOWS” STARTING NEXT
MONDAY.>>OOH!>>James: OK. OK. OK. JOSH, LET’S DO IT. ♪ YOUR IMDB IS FILLED
WITH MOVIES THAT SUCK ♪ FORGET STRAIGHT TO DVD
THESE ARE STRAIGHT TO ♪ GARBAGE TRUCKS
AND YOUR CAREER SINCE 2000 ♪ HAS BEEN TOTALLY DEPRESSING
AND NOW YOUR SHOW “THE RANCH” ♪ HAS RUINED MY
FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING, ♪ YOU WERE A 90S HEARTTHROB
BUT NOWADAYS THAT’S A REACH ♪ I’D RATHER WORK WITH WILMER
AND HE WAS YOUR SHOW’S SCREECH ♪ YOU’RE MARRIED TO MILA KUNIS
SO I GUESS THAT’S COOL ♪ BUT WHY THE HELL IS SHE STILL
WITH THE LOSER ♪ SHE DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL? YES, BABY! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
[ APPLAUSE ]>>♪ YOUR FAVORITE
SALAD DRESSING? ♪ COME ON DUDE, BE REAL
RANCH IS YOUR FAVORITE ♪ BEVERAGE, SKIN CREAM AND MEAL
DIDN’T LIKE MY APPLE MOVIE ♪ I FIND THAT ODD
JUDGING BY YOUR TRACK RECORD ♪ YOU’LL TAKE ANY JOBS
YOU DID “OCEANS 8” ♪ THAT IS WORTH MENTIONING
PROBABLY SHOULDA CALLED IT ♪ OCEANS ATE EVERYTHING
BEFORE THAT YOU DID ♪ SO MANY ANIMATED FLICKS
WE HADN’T SEEN THIS FACE ♪ IN A MOVIE
SINCE YOU LAST SAW YOUR– [ BLEEP ] OH, WELL. THAT WAS A HOT ONE. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW, NORMALLY I’D GO TO THE AUDIENCE FOR THIS ONE, BUT I
JUST WISH WE HAD AN EXPERT. AN EXPERT IN HIP HOP AND
JUDGING. IF ONLY THERE WAS SOMEONE LIKE
THAT. [ MUSIC ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] [ MUSIC ]
WHAT’S UP?>>Reggie: ALL RIGHT. PERFECT. SO, WHAT’S THE CALL? WHAT’S THE CALL?>>FIRST OF ALL, I WANT TO SAY
THAT WAS VERY ENTERTAINING. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW TO THE JUDGES’ CARDS IN ONE OF THE CLOSEST BATTLES IN THE
“LATE LATE SHOW” HISTORY. THE WINNER BY ONLY A HALF A
POINT FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME IN HISTORY, JAMES CORDEN! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
>>James: NO! [ LAUGHTER ]
[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ASHTON
KUTCHER AND DIDDY, THE FINALE OF “DROP THE MIC” IS THIS SUNDAY
ON TBS. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY! [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Drop the Mic w/ Ashton Kutcher & Sean “Diddy” Combs”

  1. Bullshit Ashton won. I never saw cordin lose this bad before. Diddy is not big in hip hop he is big in his wallet. Hip hop used him for his ego

  2. People who dint have djdhdhhxuzbzbxj2 82id and I don't know what else to say about this 5 or so on the right track or something to do with them or not to do it for the 7first to be in the right place and I would be awesome and to get the wire to the ship 6and and be honest and I will have 3

  3. Awww Ashton. I had higher expectations. Your flow was weak!
    The other guy's(James) rhymes and delivery was on point. Ashton pick your face up off the floor.🤒🤕 There was no coming back from that first jab!

  4. Wait how the hell did James win this one? Ashton had the best roasts! Were they just declaring him the winner just to let him end his losing streak?

  5. Umm I click on cause I thought it was Ashton and Diddy, Puff, Sean, Love or whatever the hell he's calling himself these days 🤔 but it was a good one

  6. I thought Sean would say the winner by half a point… then diss James and Ashton and take the win for himself 😀 Didn't happen 🙁

  7. Y’all I just realized that lili reinhart and cole sprouse are gen z’s mila and ashton
    Like if you agree

  8. Is it just me or does Ashton sounds a bit like Eminem when he‘s rapping?🤷🏼‍♀️🤔

  9. They got me at "I'm lookingat the baby of Kim Jong Un and Donald Trump". Whoever wrote all these is a national treasure…

  10. But Kells the day you put out a hit is the day Diddy admits that he put the hit out that got Pac killed

  11. Your favourite salad dressing, come on dude be real. Ranch is your favourite beverage, skin cream and meal. Magic!

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